What are the types of pussies

There are a million ways to categorize pussies. It all depends upon a person and upon perception and the point of reference. And of course, there is the physio-anatomical categories of pussies, or aptly called vaginas.

Okay. The more formal, physio-anatomical types of vaginas: The epilabial and the hypolabial (wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_types_of_vagina). Epilabial types of vaginas have a flap-like inner lips or what are called, labia-minora while the hypolabial types of vaginas have an inward development of the labia minora, thus looking like a bread with a slit in the middle.

Based on numerous accounts of men, women, lesbians, gays, there are so many ways to categorize pussies.

For men who have sex with numerous women, one way of categorizing pussies is according how they satisfy or meet their needs:

The virginal pussy – the kind of pussy that makes men and boys wait for so long and keeps on giving all kinds of excuses to maintain that state. Some men find the wait too long and give it up to find other readily-available pussies. Some men think it may not have been worth all that wait after getting what they want with virginal pussies.
The innocent-virginal pussies – they are the minor (under 18) pussies fresh out of puberty or just into puberty and can’t wait to get some action. Men and boys always find these types of pussies as live bait! Although some men find innocent-virginal pussies not very cooperative, too tight and oftentimes too unpleasurable to the girl, most men still find the excitement of ‘conquering’ these kind of pussies.
The all-around pussy – the pussy that can satisfy every man’s needs and is available anytime, all the time. It also can do anal sex and can take any kind of positions.

The slut-pussy requires payment. They are also readily available, but one has to choose carefully the kind of pussy since some of these kinds of pussies may be contagious, literally. One way to know is if there is a funny smell down there. Once the knickers are off and there is a kind of smell that sticks to your dick even after shower, then every boy needs to take their sticks somewhere else.
Nymphomaniac pussy – those who can’t seem to get enough of sex at all. Also takes in more than one dick at a time. Also does a lot of threesome and orgies. Makes sex a very common occurrence in their daily activities.
Sophisticated pussies – very high-maintenance pussies and most often has expensive tastes – in everything. Goes for brands – Victoria Secret, Chanel, fur, expensive wines, the best dinner, jewelries. These pussies are also well-maintained, smelling-good types.
The ready-to-go pussy – this pussy could be your girlfriend, your fuck-body or your favorite prostitute. They are readily-available to you.
Oral pussies – these pussies seem to prefer your tongue than your dick. Yes, they enjoy the penetration as part of the whole action, but they put premium on your tongue action. You can get them to orgasm without even having your dick inside their pussies.
Experienced pussies – these pussies are well-practiced. They know Kegel’s exercise and know exactly when to contract and to relax those muscles from within. This could also mean that these are pussies you see in those nude bars slicing bananas or spitting up some golf balls just for the fun of it. Sometimes experienced pussies are also those that could be a bit slackened through time and activities, hence the need for Kegel’s exercises.

There are over a million ways to categorize pussies. The above categories are a general category of a long list of categories based on the inputs and research of mostly male writers. There are other lesbians and other guys who seem to put premium on the way that the pussies physically look like:

The ultimately yummy pussy – according to majority of males and lesbos, this type of pussies have their labia minora, or the outer folds of the pussy plump and covers the whole pussy area, with a distinct slit in the middle. This kind of pussy is also described by many as those that emit a sweet odor (?) and seems to taste good (these descriptions are based on the blogs, forums and other sites that have extensive discussion on the matter), as well as easily lubricated naturally. This pussy is generally pink or fair or in ebonics, shiny and dark.
The overworked pussy – this pussy seems to look haggard, worn out and is not easily lubricated. They are described as ‘bruised’ as a color, limp labia, needs to be lubricated with saliva and seems to be uncooperative, but elastic enough to accommodate instant penetration. Most guys and lesbians seem to think that this kind of pussy is somewhat of an older age category.
Thin pussies – these are pussies that usually have narrow labia majora or outer lips and have either an outward flap of the inner lips or an equally-thin pair. Some clitoris in this kind of pussies are readily seen or the hood maybe covering them.
Protruding clitoris pussies – these pussies have their clitoris peeking out. These are the kind of pussies that greatly enjoys the dick in pussy action. Also, these kinds of pussies are very easy to stimulate.
The tiny pussy – some pussies are just tiny in comparison to the girl or lady’s size. They are diminutive, sometimes guys feel that they are always virgins. But this is not usually the case. What looks like a small pair of labia majora or outer lips doesn’t mean that the vagina cannot accommodate larger dicks.

Pussies vary as much as any woman varies. Not one pussy is similar to the next. It is just like the pattern on any man’s thumbprint. However, any vagina has all the regular components: the labia majora or the outer lips, the labia minora or the inner lips, the clitoral hood, the clitoris, the urethra, the vaginal opening, the vaginal canal and the g-spot. Normally, the labia majora covers all the parts and has a division right in the middle.

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